Side Effects of Lying to My Mom on A Saturday Night
- Someone made my phone disappear from the face of my universe last night.
- I am seriously considering taking upon myself the fact that I am brutally sick. The vices are taking their toll on me now.
- Cigarettes and Alcohol do make a great team in totally destroying your life.
- Those two are my life-source, don’t bother taking them away.
- I missed work.
- The good thing is that I had an awesome time hanging out with my friends.
- Lying my face off was the hardest part.