Side Effects of Lying to My Mom on A Saturday Night

  • Someone made my phone disappear from the face of my universe last night.
  • I am seriously considering taking upon myself the fact that I am brutally sick.  The vices are taking their toll on me now.
  • Cigarettes and Alcohol do make a great team in totally destroying your life.
  • Those two are my life-source, don’t bother taking them away.
  • I missed work.
  • The good thing is that I had an awesome time hanging out with my friends.
  • Lying my face off was the hardest part.