Help me! PLease?! BIg time!!

i cant believe i did it again.  i have unceremoniously broken all the  rules i have set upon myself this new year.  all of it happened within the span of two hors after i got out of the premise of my house yesterday.  i smoked.  i partied. i spent money. i did it.

uhuh.  i am plunging down through the annals of self corruption again!  help me!?