Me and my Fuck Me Pumps
First day of work and it felt like Dante’s worst perversion of hell!
Good thing I had a big bag of M&Ms to goble on.
And then there were just two…
A big bag isn’t enough for a sleepy “big pig”.
So what I did was……
Play with my new fabolous pumps! Doesn’t it look perfect?
On the outside, it looks like fun, but my feet were screaming murder and squirting blood
with every step I took!
Vanity is pain! Justified.
With the way I am working it, why not?