Getting Paid For This

I love my job.   I love it.  I love it.  I love it.  
Only 5 chats were routed to me today with an average handling time of 13 minutes.  13 minutes times 5 is 1 hour and 5 minutes.  That means I only spend 1 hour and 5 minutes of work in an 8 hour shift.
Perfection, isn’t it?
After work, I had to hurry home to watch ANTM cycle 9.